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Best-selling author, Award-winning TV producer, Podcaster, Dog Lover

Best-selling author, Award-winning TV producer, Podcaster, Dog Lover

#27 Queen of Tarts

Well, I was late to the sex party on Harlots, but gadzounds, I’m playing catch-up hard. It first aired on ITV Encore and Hulu, but now BBC Two has taken it on. Did I somehow feel that Auntie had conveyed a respectability to the set-up? Hell, no. Read More…

#26 A Whole Different Ball Game

‘I have to say, I don’t think you’re the ideal person to write a review of the TV coverage of the snooker world championship.’

That, ladies and gentlemen, was an actual text I received from my actual dad. Let’s prove him wrong, shall we? I am UP FOR THIS. Read More…

#25 Another era

So, Mrs America should be exactly my jam. It has all the right ingredients – a period drama, created by a Mad Men writer, steeped in feminism, bursting with incredible actresses and great outfits. It stars Cate Blanchett, a goddess. Everything about it suggested it would be my festive-spiced, gold-flecked, plum conserve. Obviously, I was keen to tuck in. Read More…

#24 Bada Bing!

There’s actually a change.org petition demanding the cancellation of this week’s show, due to its malign influence and bad language. Read More…